But Lumberjack, he says, I look dreadful from too much of the peppermint schnaps. Yeah john, you do. Now smile at the people and say "Merry Christmas"
From the comments - an observation suggesting that John Kerry and Alice Cooper are the same person. Horsefeathers! They look nothing alike. But I must admit to having made a mistake. The above photo actually is Alice Cooper. My bad. The following is John Kerry; I'm pretty sure: