I found the first one on a Russian Live Journal page. (a wish-I'd-done-it for sure) This one was mine though:
As I was working on it I was imagining a press conference in which Weiner and Huma are taking turns speaking. And every time Huma is looking elsewhere, Weiner opens his trench coat and flashes the crowd. She almost catches him a few times but every time she turns towards him, Weiner snaps the trench coat closed. I titled it I Gotta be Me. And if I had the time, I'd go to Wikipedia and assert that this was a press conference that really happened.