[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
Aren't we all potential eye rapists? Worse, though, is the possible micro aggression of asking me to take it down.
Plus, I thought all of you knew that "take" and "down" are among my trigger words. The use of both of them in the same sentence has sent me searching for a safe place, preferably one with pastries and comforting (Zydeco) music.
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I'm asking you take down this post as it is a form of eye rape.
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Aren't we all potential eye rapists? Worse, though, is the possible micro aggression of asking me to take it down.
Plus, I thought all of you knew that "take" and "down" are among my trigger words. The use of both of them in the same sentence has sent me searching for a safe place, preferably one with pastries and comforting (Zydeco) music.
(Jazz hands.)
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