Hunger Strike!

Though I suspect that Cindy Sheehan is going on a hunger strike for the same reason Michael Moore needs to go on a hunger strike, what if I'm wrong? What if hunger strikes can somehow alter reality?
Just to be safe, I'm going to have an extra banana split on July 4th, and I urge anyone who has an interest in the future of Iraq to do the same. In fact, have two. Plus a big slice of Oreo pie. Remember, you're making up for Cindy.