Zarqawi

So what if the pod people are trying to spin Zarqawi into no big deal? Who cares, when at this very moment Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is in the abyss wondering why his virgins are in flames and poking him with forks.

*** Update -- Good. There's room for him and all his friends.

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
CITY OF DIS, NETHER HELL–After nearly four years of construction at an estimated cost of 750 million souls, Corpadverticus, the new 10th circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.

The Blockbuster Video-sponsored circle, located in Nether Hell between the former eighth and ninth levels of Malebolge and Cocytus, is expected to greatly alleviate the overcrowding problems that have plagued the infernal underworld in recent years. The circle is the first added to Hell in its countless-millennia history.

"A nightmarishly large glut of condemned spirits in recent years necessitated the expansion of Hell," inferno spokesperson Antedeus said. "The traditional nine-tiered system had grown insufficient to accommodate the exponentially rising numbers of Hellbound."

Mr. Zarqawi, your table is ready sir.