Kerry Misses the Boat

Kerry is ready for booty kicking should he decide to run again:

“They had money behind the lies, and we did not have sufficient money behind the truth,” Kerry laments.

Asked if he dreads the prospect of being “Swift-Boated” all over again, Kerry counters that he would relish such a fight.

“I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other,” he declares. “I am so confident of my abilities to address that and to demolish it and to even turn it into a positive.”

Kerry’s tough talk triggers laughter from John O’Neill, a fellow Vietnam veteran who helped found Swift Boat Veterans for the Truth and wrote a blistering 2004 book on Kerry, “Unfit for Command.”

“Well, he’s got eight times as much time to prepare for us as he spent in Vietnam,” says O’Neill, referring to Kerry’s short tour of duty.

So maybe someone should clue him to the zero-dollar defense: release your service records, John. Then you won't have to travel around the country displaying the hat that proves you were in Cambodia.

And it's "kick their asses," John. You would "kick their asses from one end of America to the other." The thought of a bunch of people sharing the same ass is just creepy.