Nick Nolte, American Bigfoot

Tim Blair dug up this old movie poster from a time when gas was 19 cents a gallon, and wondered what a modern "hard driving" movie would be like.
Well, first, Nick Nolte would be in it. He'd be a retired oil company exec with a love for making carbon. His rival would be a Green Peace Dweeb, who thinks the earth is fragile.


Nick (duhhh) gets the girl.