Indiana Wants Me

OK forget that the song's story is: I can't go back to Indiana because I shot the guy because of what he said about you.

But regarding fugitive legislators, and making them come back to pick up their checks, why not change the rules and enact legislation that they can't come back? Call it the We Never Liked You Anyway Act.

But hey, they're Democrat politicians, Indiana will be kicking them out once they notice the liquor cabinet's empty and the dog is missing.