Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

Did you hear that the Big Smoldering One hasn't had a cigarette in a year? (according to his wife) First off, I don't believe it. And B, why did they tell us this?

I expect that some new cigarette penalty is coming. I'd come to the defense of my former brothers in ash, but hey, they're coming after light bulbs, desserts, and even salt. It's every man for himself.