The Election is Looking Good

The Administration, also known as the Obama Campaign, seems a little disorganized lately. They send Debbie Wasserman Schultz out to demand Romney's tax returns but it turns out she's never supplied them.

They make a big thing about Romney letting his pooch ride on top of the car, and then it comes out that the President has eaten dog. Next reporter who asks Romney if he feels good about letting his dog roof surf ought to be prepared for, "Well at least I didn't eat him when we got there."