FlushOmatic 9000

Remember before Hope and Change? One of the problems in the prehope, unchanged world was that toilet clogs limited how fast the government could process investments. Now, with the Flushomatic 9000, we enter a new era of high speed money flushing.

Shown here in set-up mode because it moves too fast to be photographed when in operation. Best feature: it has an "automatic" setting which allows it to run itself, thus freeing up its government "workers" for training, breaks, and retirement.