Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The Obama Kitchen

Part of the creation of Heaven on Earth: a popular, less cluttered, look in the kitchen.

Re: Heaven on Earth - A professor at Florida A&M University, Barbara A. Thompson, has written a book - The Gospel According to Apostle Barack: In Search of a More Perfect Political Union as "Heaven Here on Earth"

Then, as I began to contemplate ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid something miraculous happened. I felt God’s (His) Spirit beckoning me in my dreams at night. Listening, cautiously, I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society, Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and working poor. Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of “heaven here on earth” for his followers. The answers were repeated - over and over - in speeches Barack had made from his presidential announcement to his inaugural address. Those speeches or his teachings contained the answers to the middle class and working poor people living in a “heaven here on earth.” For when the answers were unlocked and enacted, Apostle Barack’s vision of America would be realized.

Yes! She's saying that the President is immanentizing the eschaton! I love any excuse to use that phrase. Apparently the eschaton includes lots of ramen and day old bread this time around.

h/t: NRO


Ten Mile Island said...

Far too clever, by half. At least.

Imagine, decades ago, back at the U, we actually spoke like this.

Thanks for the laugh. Me. A social Darwinist.

Ten Mile Island said...

You have to get to page two to get there:

lumberjack said...

See? I've made eschaton a popular word again.

I wish Bill Buckley was here to see it.