When will they learn?
When you're making a faux deep water news report from a boat in 3 inches of water, and somebody walks past, you have two options:
- 1. Yell out, "Don't fight the current, you're only making it worse!" then leap over the side of the boat and "swim" over to the guy and take him down. Splash a lot as you drag him back to "safety"
- 2. Yell out, "It's a miracle!" and convince the viewers that Jesus is come to save New Jersey.