It's Just Wax

There was a bit of excitement in Paris today:

A topless member of the radical protest group Femen used a metal chisel to stab and bash in the face of Putin's statue in a famed Paris wax museum on Thursday.

The activist, who had 'Kill Putin' written on her bare chest, reportedly screamed "Putin is a dictator" while destroying the figure at the Grevin Wax Museum, French daily Le Parisien reported.

 Even more distressing, for a time the police believed that the wax statue of Obama was the real man and was in danger.  "I should have known it was the wax figure," said one policeman, "but then I saw that he was reacting to the commotion in exactly the same way as he handled Benghazi, and I decided to err on the side of caution."