I knew it. Stress leads to arterial inflammation which your body soothes with the grease from that tasty bacon.
So, once again, we see that the only thing Science knows for sure is that the climate was perfect a hundred years ago and now you've gone and ruined everything. Oddly, all other science is allowed to evolve, just not global oh my dear lord we're doomed warming.
In the end, I think your egg and hamburger sandwich (with salt!) will be acquitted.
Here, have more therapy for that heart:
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Posted by lumberjack at 10:23 AM