Bobby Flay Defeated in Barbeque Throw Down Upset

The competition started with lighthearted taunts but soon devolved 

into yo-mamma digs and taser jolts from an unidentified Secret Service

agent. In the end Flay was confident he had won the competition. But 

when the food was presented to the judges Flay realized that the 
president had switched the plates "in the spirit of share the wealth".

Judging was limited to hotdogs and hamburgers only because Michelle had licked the butter off all the corn and nobody much wanted to try it.