Wednesday, July 09, 2014


 The other day a friend was telling me that I don't understand what irony means. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."

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Lumberbrudi said...

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar...

And doesn't.