The Dirty Baker's Dozen

I'm jealous. FAIR came out with “Islamophobia’s Dirty Dozen” and I didn't even know we were voting on it. Michelle Malkin made it, of course, not because she's an Islamophobe, but because she's an effective conservative. (or, as they say on the internet: she's an affective conservative)

I've given up on getting a fair shake from FAIR, hey, look at their name, they call themselves FAIR to preempt accusations of unFAIRness. So rather than mount a write-in campaign, I just changed the award. Or rather, my organization: NOTPHOTOSHOPPED, changed it.