Elbow Room

I should get out to the movies more. The screens are bigger, the sound is sometimes bone rattlingly awesome, there's popcorn... But there's always the fight for the armrest. Who gets it? Up til now I've always been content to either take the territory, or poison it with whatever sticky candy is at hand. If I can't have it nobody will.

But now there's a game for practicing the taking hand holding of armrest rights. Watch out, lumberwife. I'm getting deadly at it.