Giraffe Unicorn

See what advances we've made now that Obama has freed up stem cell research? Speaking of the President, I understand he rides one of these at all the White House polo games. There are very few polo ponies that won't give way to a galloping 16 foot tall giraffe with a spear coming out of its head.

***Update: Uniaffe was already taken (it's a UN agency, in charge of making sure that money disappears), so the administration is going with Giranicorn.