[in a cabin in the mountains, Jim wakes up and bangs his head on the table he was sleeping under]
Alex Rieger: Jim, are you alright?
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: Yeah...uh ... who are you?
Alex Rieger: I'm Alex. We're friends, we work together.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: What? are we, lumberjacks?
Alex Rieger: No, we're cabdrivers.
"Reverend" Jim Ignatowski: I bet we don't do much business up here!
It was Abe Lincoln, I think, who said "Ouch, stop shooting me." No, just kidding, he said that a cat divided cannot stand. Lumberbrudi sent this link to a cat whose hind legs are fed-up, and not gonna take it anymore.