First Lady Michelle Obama poses for a group photo with students from John Sexton Elementary School, Thursday, Oct. 27, 2011, at the Tampa International Airport in Tampa, Fla. The St. Petersburg, Fla. , school received an award from the Alliance for a Healthier Generation, one of only five schools to receive the 2010-2011 award and the only school to receive the silver award. Mrs. Obama met with the students before a Democratic fundraiser.
Do you see what happened? Somebody got a last minute call: "The First Lady is coming to our school! Quick, grab the petty cash box and go buy ties for the boys."
I rename you: The John Sexton School for Children Who Should be Kept Away From Running Machinery.