A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and
says with caution: "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".
So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices
and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to
him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion
meat!".
The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher
then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a
monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can
benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in
return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened
and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together".
So
they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what
happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and
shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another
lion an hour ago..."
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Thursday, May 30, 2013
Dogs Are the Smartest Pets
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3 comments:
And then Obama ate the dog. The end.
Good one.
Love this one. Smart indeed.
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