Drudge Headline

The headline is sometimes all you need:

Woman Charged With Malicious Castration -- during a Christmas party!...

So, of course, my first thought is.... was anyone ever charged with benevolent castration? And close on it's heels, thought two... what does the Christmas party have to do with it? Like you're reading along, la-la-la, hmmm, Saddam to Hang, la-la, Snow in Denver, yadda-yadda-yadda, Woman Charged With Malicious Castration, dum-de-diddle, Polar Bears, who cares, what???? What was that? -- during a Christmas party!??? Oh, well that's different then, that's beyond the pale, no sir, not at a Christmas party you don't.

Like, if it had been at a Tupperware party, that would have been ok.