Oh My

From the Palm Beach Post:

Officer Delicious, aka West Palm Beach police officer Terry Golden, stands at Okeechobee Boulevard and Jog Road on Wednesday morning as he watches for cars running red lights and alerts nearby fellow officers. "Sure I could do the same thing in my street clothes, but have you ever felt silk against your skin? Or fishnet stockings? Women don't let on how good it feels to dress up like this. Really, in a word: marvelous," said officer Golden.

OK he didn't say that; I did. And now I can't drive in Palm Beach.