I know that saying Merry Christmas offends some people, and really, we're all about uniting here, not dividing, so let me just say: May you have a wonderful and joyous celebration of the birthday of Jesus Christ, who's present to you is his love and a reprieve from an eternity by the lake of fire. And also, may all of your presents be cool.
And a PS to those who take offense - Don't let the screen door hit you in the ass on your way down to the fiery pit.
OK just kidding.
I don't really care if it hits you in the ass.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Posted by lumberjack at 6:05 PM