Who Does This?

Who eats the tops off all the muffins?

For years I've been content, until this morning when the muffin-top culprit slipped up and left a muffin top on. Then it struck me - oh yeah, they come with tops. I don't think I had seen a muffin top since high school.

I could eat it myself, but I'm thinking not. If a real recession comes I want to be ready for adversity.