How Obamacare Will Affect Our Lives

Many people who used to die under the Republican policy of Kill Everyone, But Especially the Poor and the Children, will now live. White House scientists estimate that so many people will be walking the planet that personal hairstyles will have to change to incorporate "don't crowd me" spikes for protecting personal space.

Jobs, jobs, jobs will happen as people feel free to pursue artistic careers, free from the worry of health care concerns. A tax on tanning beds will enable the government to buy all the Obama paintings produced. And when the growing population makes tanning beds the only places where people can lay down, revenue should skyrocket.



Taxing away any profit that there might have been in the medical device industry will put some companies out of business. But alternatives such as the Chinese wind-up pacemaker should fill the void. (and be more environmentally friendly)

It's the future. Live it, or live with it.