Trip Cancelled

OK, tea-totalers, now you've done it. After a year's hard work boosting America up in the eyes of the world, President Obama has to cancel his trip to Indonesia so he can stay home and clean up your mess. Do you realize the country was getting ready to honor him with the highest honor there is in Indonesia: the "gift of shoes"?

But no. He has to stay home because your Representative is afraid to take the bribe due to your incessant bleating about the Constitution, whatever that is. So I hope you're happy.

I wouldn't blame the President if he decided that it's just not worth it to force you into his vision of how things should be. You better shape up, tea timers.