Saturday, May 12, 2012


"I've asked Barney here to help me list all the legislation we expect to
pass now that I have evolved on gay marriage. OK, well we're done."

Actual truth: if these guys showed up wanting to go out on the town, and I could get my hands on the same outfit -- I'd go. Look, it'd be fun, it'd be a chance to teach them economics, and those ruffles? I could make that stuff look good. I don't recommend anyone else trying the look though; you need a massive amount of chest hair to counteract tropical colored ruffles. Massive.