I want it, I want it, I want it:
The Bug Bat is shaped like a tennis racket, but the similarities end there. Anything that touches the strings on the racket face receives a powerful electric shock. Gizmag got their hands on one and said the shock is enough to sting your finger if you touch it, and packs more than enough juice to end the life of an insect. Fittingly, the insect's death is punctuated with the satisfying crack of an electrical discharge. And a smile. Your smile.
How cool is that? The only way you could possibly improve it would be to add an electronic score keeper. FLIES: O (that part could be painted on) HUMAN: 63