Just a Matter of Time

Just give them time, the CO2 police will take whatever power they can get. Speaking of which, I'm angling for the job of livestock corker when the state finally declares that our every waking moment must be devoted to greenhouse gas abatement. How do you get such a job? Claim prior experience? On second thought, corking livestock, I might be uncomfortable associating with my coworkers. And in your social life, all smalltalk would go out the window once people found out what you did for a living. Yeah, think I'll stick with pretending to cut down trees.

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