ARVADA – Police were searching Thursday for two men believed to have robbed a gas station wearing brightly-colored women's thong underwear over their faces.
Arvada Police say the robbery occurred at the Diamond Shamrock at Wadsworth Boulevard and West 68th Avenue on May 16 just before 5 a.m.
The suspects entered the business with the thongs over their faces and....
Is this a wonderful world or what? I mean, somewhere, in Mom's basement, where one of these guys lives, they were sitting around, out of beer money, no jobs, and there was no more Wrestlin' on the Tee-Vee... and all of the sudden one of them gets an idea.
"Hey let's just rob a store."
"No that won't work, we got no disguises."
"Well wait a minute, I think Jeanie left a couple of thongs over here. Check behind the couch cushions."
It was either that, or they were sitting around wearing the thongs on their faces when the robbery idea struck. Either way, thank you world, thank you internet.
h/t: plime
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