Sometimes the Dead Horse Begs a Beating

So you're telling me in 44 years you only recently found reason to be proud of this country. Well, Ms Obama, I give you.... toilet races:



Not impressed? Then how about belt sander races? Huh?



And it's not just races. There's Mentos in Diet Coke, there's Harley Davidson, Chocolate Rain, Tom Waits, GPS, key lime pie, drive-in movies, Disneyland, NASA, the Wonderbra, and South Park. Lighten up Michelle Hussein Obama. Even if you lose the presidential race and have to go back to being regular millionaires, we have many fine airlines which can take you to some country that you could bring yourself to be proud of on a daily basis.