Rep. Bob Etheridge, D-N.C.

You probably have to have gone to journalism school to understand why Carly Fiorina's catty remark about Barbara Boxer's hair is news and Bob Etheridge's manhandling of a respectful student on the street is not. Anyway, in an attempt to unify the news and make it more relevant, through fiction, I imagined what might have been said. (and the N-Word That Wasn't tape tells us that sometimes video tape doesn't pick up the audio that will most benefit the Democrats)