Rumor

Has anyone heard that Michelle Obama's Vacation of Sparks and Splendor while her husband is left alone on his birthday; her in Spain, him in only the US, the disappointing, unwonderful, US, has anyone heard that this situation came about because the First Couple is contemplating a divorce? (sorry, I suppose it would be "D"ivorce if they were going to do it)

I've heard nothing of the kind; I was just wondering if anyone else has heard that.