Friday, February 24, 2012

Ego Boost

For reasons known only to the Google algorithm and God, I was once the first result for a Google search of "islamic porn". (moderate safe search filtering) Thank goodness, I've now dropped to #10 if you use the quotation marks, and the third page if you don't.

I hadn't paid much attention to such things since the novelty of being the islamic porn king wore off. But today I noticed that my page stats have started including a little notation if I'm ranked highly on a particular search. Here's the ones I noticed:

#1 - lumberjack blog
#8 - nea crucifix
#6 - pictures of early lumberjacks
#4 - charles manson lumberjack
#4 - unicorn nude
#1 - chuck norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

See that last one? Pride has returned to my (long) list of sins.