See? See what your "fashion" has done?:
The Fashion Week crowd was stunned Wednesday when 95-year-old nightlife legend Zelda Kaplan died during a runway show.
Kaplan was seated near gossip queen Cindy Adams and supermodel Carol Alt in the front row of designer Joanna Mastroianni’s show when she appeared to faint, falling forward in her seat and “it looked like her eyelids started to flutter,” one witness said.
I say it was only a matter of time before the floppy hatted "let's see if we can make a dress from tar-paper" crowd killed someone. The human heart wasn't built to withstand visual insult on this scale.