Sunday, October 14, 2012

Killing bin Laden Part II


"No, this not what I'm wearing to the second debate. This is 
what I'm wearing to go out and kill Osama bin Laden... again."


That's right, as preparation for the second debate, Obama will kill Osama again. In fact, he'll probably continue killing him right up until the last minute.

Think of it: Obama comes striding onto the stage 5 minutes late. He bounds up to the lectern, smoke wafting from his shoulders, and says, "Sorry I'm late. I was killing bin Laden again. I suppose in a way, I'll always be killing him."

Then he'll light a bent filterless cigarette and everyone will let him, even though there's no smoking in the building because, well: awesome.

aaannnd, scene.

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