"No, this not what I'm wearing to the second debate. This is
what I'm wearing to go out and kill Osama bin Laden... again."
Think of it: Obama comes striding onto the stage 5 minutes late. He bounds up to the lectern, smoke wafting from his shoulders, and says, "Sorry I'm late. I was killing bin Laden again. I suppose in a way, I'll always be killing him."
Then he'll light a bent filterless cigarette and everyone will let him, even though there's no smoking in the building because, well: awesome.
aaannnd, scene.
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