Tuesday, October 22, 2013

US Caught Spying on the French

The State Department has apparently dispatched
 an elderly lesbian to handle the situation.*

I don't know what we were hoping to find. The French and this administration are natural allies in their disdain for all things American.

* apologies to elderly lesbians everywhere.


OregonGuy said...

Did you know, that in WW I, officers would rouge their cheeks to cover their fear?

lumberjack said...

Sure, they claimed it was for that reason. The French officers also wore silk undergarments "to help us run faster."