Tuesday, October 22, 2013

US Caught Spying on the French


The State Department has apparently dispatched
 an elderly lesbian to handle the situation.*

I don't know what we were hoping to find. The French and this administration are natural allies in their disdain for all things American.

* apologies to elderly lesbians everywhere.

2 comments:

OregonGuy said...

Did you know, that in WW I, officers would rouge their cheeks to cover their fear?
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lumberjack said...

Sure, they claimed it was for that reason. The French officers also wore silk undergarments "to help us run faster."

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