Friday, August 17, 2007

The New, Greener 24

I'm really looking forward to the new season of 24. It's going to add a new level: looking for green faux pas and then e-mailing the producers, outraged, about their wanton promotion of Gaia raping. "You know Jack could have smoked the doorman with one clip. The CO2 from the second and third clips means I've got to plant another tree in the back yard. And all it did was make a mess of the elevator."