Thursday, August 30, 2007

Only Good Things, None Bad


The Onion finds the gist of John Edwards campaign, John Edwards Vows To End All Bad Things By 2011:

"Imagine a world free of procrastination, class disparity, and itchiness," Edwards said. "It will only be possible if we try."

Edwards told the gathered audience that the second half of his presidential term would be devoted to a $125 billion effort to supplant the abolished bad things with good things, such as flowers, the laughter of children, butterflies, sunny days, financial stability, Skittles, and medicine.


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