New Species

Seen all the new species they've discovered in a deep ocean basin south of the Philippines? They found orange worms, black jellyfish, and one cool new jellyfish that looks like a spaceship. Bad news: it's not really a spaceship. Good news: after outfitting it with a laser, the scientists trained it to hunt down Tom Cruise anyway.


Scientists, what would we do without them?

***Update: Bad news: A family in Madison has been forced to take down a Halloween display because the hanged mannequin could have been taken as a racist statement. They probably never meant it as such, but if it is likely to offend, it's probably best to take it down.
Good News: Scientists have developed a flying pumpkin with a laser weapon that is programmed to hunt down Tom Cruise.