Flu Fashion?

Someone please tell me that Bruno hasn't taken over the fashion industry. Don't get me wrong, I like the Eurotrash "Und now we tanz," look. It's just not anything I'd ever want to buy. Show me an invisibility cloak, or anything that's been Bedazzled. Where is the levitation vest the Jetsons promised us?

And anyway this "H1N1 look" is derivative. It's just an extension of the outfit we used to fend off polio when I was a kid:


Now this is fashion.