Monday, December 28, 2009

Don't Panic

Not to worry everybody. Janet Napolitano has looked into it and concluded that the system worked. And, just to be sure, she's instituted a requirement that all international flights carry at least one Danish filmmaker. "We feel we have the assets in place to stop any further attempts by Jihadis to incinerate their man-parts aboard our aircraft."

Now, don't you feel safer?