What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?
Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
A bear walks into a bar and says "I would like a beer ... " waits 30 seconds, then says "... and a wine cooler."
The bartender says, "OK. But why the big pause?"
The bear says, "I dunno. I've always had them"
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
Posted by lumberjack at 12:42 PM