Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Question for ya

What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?

Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.


A bear walks into a bar and says "I would like a beer ... " waits 30 seconds, then says "... and a wine cooler."

The bartender says, "OK. But why the big pause?"

The bear says, "I dunno. I've always had them"