The First Handyman

Demonstrating his familiarity with common hand tools, the President
called on all Americans to get busy insulating their own homes. "These
are green jobs people -- just what we need after eight years of disregarding
our insulation. We've already seen what two terms of weatherstripping
neglect can do. Come on! We are the handymen we have been waiting for!"

We can do this! Grab that level, plumb that bob, the only thing stopping you is the sill plate!