Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Blame Vanity Fair

This one isn't on me:

It was done by Vanity Fair. They thought they could get away with it because they were publishing 14 conservative personalities photoshopped onto not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-that soft core bodies. (more on that later)

Anyway, why did they photoshop him onto a white guy? And why didn't they fix that shadow on his neck?

OK, says I, I'll fix it. But while I was at it, I fiddled around and tweaked some:

I saw something else there so I gave him a backwards-hat NASCAR tan and well, I don't like to brag, but I think I built the perfect NASCAR president:

"We'll get you Jimmie Johnson!"