GOP and Women in the Kitchen

K-Lo:

EMILY’s List president Stephanie Schriock is taking her lead from Barack Obama and is on a tear today against John Boehner, complete with a website. In a lunchtime speech, she said: ”John Boehner can only take the speaker’s gavel from Nancy Pelosi, by defeating the Democratic women you and I have worked so hard to elect. And by discouraging women voters so much that they stay home on November 2nd.”

Hey, Stephanie, we plan on installing GOP women replacements for those women. The thing will be a wash.

Oh, oh, oh:

Q: Why doesn't Stephanie Schriock get her wristwatch fixed?

A: Why should she? There's a clock on the oven.